Monday, May 4, 2015
The time hath cometh when we must dust off our pen and tablet, and krank up the machinery for the Segrave Fantastical Church Gazette and begin our reflections on the forthcoming General Convention in Salt Lake City. I hope my dear readers that you are prepared for another gastronomical feast of literary sensations meant to intrigue the wit and inspire wonder at the mass rumpus called General Convention.
I promise no flat-catcher here for I am no pigeon but a sincere man about town with his ear to the ground on behalf of you the good gentleman and woman.
You may send your own articles for consideration (in good Victorian form) to email@example.com.